"Oh, I'm just uh editing my film real quick." Spencer responded. "SPENCER! What are you doing up this late?! I'm trying to sleep!" Jessica screamed. First the lights will flicker on and off, next-” Just then Spencer's sister, Jessica came into the room.
"So no every-What day is it?" "Tuesday" "-Tuesday night! “His ghost returns to the Wi-Fry to wreak his horrible vengeance.” “But tonight’s Tuesday night!” “Then he’ll be coming.” “How will we know?” “There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash Slinging Slasher. Then, he got hit by a car, and as funeral, THEY FIRED HIM!" Billy almost fainted this time cause of the death part. "And he replaced his hand with a rusty microphone. "SO IT DIDN'T COME BACK!" "OH NO BRO!" Billy screamed. "Except he wasn't a ghost.yet anyway." Spencer continued. "Or like this?" "Or this?" "Or this?" "But, what about this?" "Or this?" "Or this?" "Or this or-" Billy stopped here because Spencer interrupted him. ".You mean like this?" Here Billy pulls off his hand continuously as it comes back each time. ".No Billy." "He.tripped over a wire?" "NO!" "But then, in the midst of stage fright, you were right about one thing Billy, he cut off his own hand by mistake." Billy gasped. "I probably shouldn't have told you that broseph." Spencer laughed and then regained his composure. "No." "He got stage fright and peed his pants? Cause you know that may or may not have happened to me once when I was first starting out." Billy laughed halfheartedly. "And then, one night when he was singing, it happened." "He messed up a chord?" Billy asked.
"Years ago at the Wi-Fry, the Hash Slinging Slasher used to be a regular singer there,. "J-just tell me the story bromigo." Billy stuttered. But most people just call him the Ha-WHOWA, because that's all they have time to say, before he GETS THEM!" Billy whimpered a little, but decided he wanted to hear the story. "The Sash Ringing, The Trash Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash Springing, ringing, The Crash-Dinging, duh?" Billy was really confused at this point. "The Slash Slinging Slasher." Spencer repeated. "The Slash Bringing Hasher?" Billy asked. "Hey Billy, have you ever heard the story of the.Hash Slinging Slasher?" Billy then stopped complaining and tried to process what his best bro was saying. Spencer grinned evilly and decided to pull a little prank on Billy because he could not get his editing done with him complaining. As he was just about done editing, he remembered that one Spongebob episode he had loved as a kid where Squidward and Spongebob were stuck doing the night shift at The Krusty Krab and Squidward tells Spongebob a scary story just to mess with him. Spencer ignored the spector and kept his eyes on his laptop. "The Cobra needs his beauty sleep broski! Hurry uppppppppppppp!" Billy whined. Spencer was just finishing up editing his latest film, and Billy would not stop bugging him to be done faster so they could go to sleep. Redirecting links are not allowed and your post will be removed.ĭo not police or gatekeep the content of this sub (debate what is or is not next fucking level) in the comment section 100% of the content is moderated.It was late at night in Beverly Beverly Heights, and most of the Wright household was asleep, except Spencer and his ghostly cousin, the famous deceased popstar, Billy Joe Cobra. Your post (gifs, videos) must be directly linked to the content. Avoid Spamĭo not post multiple times to this subreddit in a short amount of time.
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